Out of the blue...as many of Lady K-isms begin.....
Lady K - "Mommie, how old is Daddy?"
Me - "Ummmmm...50, why?"
Lady K - "Because I think I am going to be 50 before I start saying sonofabitch."
Me, trying to keep a straight face - "Okay, why 50?"
Lady K - "Because sonofabitch is one of those words you should be 50 to say, so I am going to wait until I am 50 to say sonofabitch. Don't you think I should wait until then to say sonofabitch?"
Me, still working on that straight face - "Well, you know you're saying it an awful lot right now."
Lady K - "Yeah, so I'll stop saying sonofabitch now. Well, one more...sonofabitch. Okay, that's it. That's the last time until I am 50."