Lady K: "Mommie! That man just said (whispering) bastard!"
Me: "I know, he did."
Lady K: "It's a good thing he didn't say son of a bitch!"
Lady K: "And I know I can't say this until I'm 18, you and Daddy told me so, but which is worse? Bastard or son of a bitch? I think it's son of a bitch...but maybe they're equal worse."