THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE reads exactly like a how-to guide in the event of a zombie infestation. Should a George Romero movie ever come true, this is the guidebook to have at your side. It will be dog-earred, creased, smudged, and well used. What I learned:
~Best place to hole up: Military bases and oil derricks at sea
~Best way to kill the undead: take off the heads
~Best way to evade: stay quiet and keep moving and stay alert and um...stay away from the teeth....
~Best grooming habits for you: tight clothes and short hair keeps them from getting a handful and jerking you close for bad chompin'
Very much looking forward to reading the next one on my Max Brooks lineup, WORLD WAR Z: AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE ZOMBIE WAR.
Four skanky (in a good way) undead beans...
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