"Santa, I really would like a pink Barbie remote control convertible, please. And a fire station. And whatever else you think would be a good present for me. I've been really good. Mommie says I am a 90/10 girl. 90% sweetie pie and 10% ornery pod girl. That's when the pod people come take away the good Katherine and leave the ornery one for a little while. What're pod people?"